More statements I've made that caused people to look at me funny...
Published Saturday, August 27, 2005 by lecram sinun | E-mail this post
" I contend that God is so simple and the basic human need to complicate everything hampers and blinds us from accepting that divine elegance. "" What can you get me? Ten grand and a ticket to Rio would be nice... but I'll settle for a scotch on the rocks for now "" Fuck you and thank me for it."
(Not sure how to use the word "Fuck?" Click here for a short audio lesson.)
For other statements I've made click here.
UPDATE: 3:49
And for a small distraction on this Saturday afternoon... here is Monty Python's Penis Song. Just click to hear.
Scotch and Penis Songs..ahh..Saturday in Fresno!
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