Scary Squirrel Man,
You’re heading out into the
With a stray cat by your side,
You leave behind the state,
Where you were brought into this world,
And where you first got laid,
And laid and laid with pride,
We won’t miss the way,
You rant away,
While you’re loudly passing wind,
We won’t miss the drunken stupor
Or the silly grin,
What we’ll miss the most,
Will be your presence here,
Hanging out with Miller beer
And knowing that you care
You can be a bitch,
You can be re-action-ary
And a silly goof
When you’re dancing in a club
You haven’t got a clue
About the difference you’ve made
And you have made a few
Though you've chose to seem aloof
It’s time to name that cat,
It’s time to pack up that cooler
That we’ve often used
For Summer barbecues
Get your ass up north,
And when you’re freezing off your balls
Is something you should use
Your date of conception was on or about 13 April 1958 which was a Sunday.
You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Capricorn.
Your Life path number is 11.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2436572.5.
The golden number for 1959 is 3.
The epact number for 1959 is 21.
The year 1959 was not a leap year.
As of 11/20/2005 1:20:10 PM EST
You are 46 years old.
You are 562 months old.
You are 2,446 weeks old.
You are 17,122 days old.
You are 410,941 hours old.
You are 24,656,480 minutes old.
You are 1,479,388,810 seconds old.
You are 6.7013698630137 dog years old. (You're still chasing cats!)
There are 45 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 47 candles
Those 47 candles produce 47 BTUs,
or 11,844 calories of heat (that's only 11.8440 food Calories!) .
You can boil 5.37 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1959 there were approximately 4.0 million births in the US.
In 1959 the US population was approximately 150,697,361 people, 50.7 persons per square mile.
In 1959 in the US there were approximately 1,667,231 marriages (11.1%) and 385,144 divorces (2.6%)
In 1959 in the US there were approximately 1,452,000 deaths (9.6 per 1000)
Your birthstone is Garnet
The Mystical properties of Garnet
Garnet is used as a power stoneSome lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Emerald, Rose Quartz
Fir Tree, the Mysterious
Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it,rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious uncontent lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
|You Are a Little Scary|
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.
|Your Hidden Talent|
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
General Use: One of the major U.S. holiday shopping days. The day many U.S. consumers begin Christmas shopping. The day is heavily promoted by retailers.
Origin: The origin of Black Friday comes from the shift to profitability during the holiday season. Black Friday was when retailers went from being unprofitable, or "in the red," to being profitable, or "in the black", at a time when accounting records were kept by hand and red indicated loss and black profit.