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Published Sunday, May 29, 2005 by lecram sinun | E-mail this post

Admittedly they are a couple of "screamers" sizewise. Scary Squirrel Man manhandles my cuke as I attempt to get photographic evidence of the size of this sucker. that could explain why he looks like this. As the evening rolls along the beers are flowing, conversation is buzzing and a strange wind is blowing dipping the tempretures to a nipple hardening point. By 9 PM we retire inside to warm up and view the latest version of "Merchant of Venice." I hit the sack by midnight. A good long fun Saturday and great start to a 3 day weekend.

Scary Squirrel Man molesting my cuke... or trying to augment his inadequacy

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airplanejayne on May 30, 2005 4:08 PM

SSM,
so sorry it turned green. what was it jealous of?
APj
Anonymous on May 30, 2005 9:15 PM

whoa, dude.
ScarySquirrelMan on May 31, 2005 9:22 PM

my hand.
ScarySquirrelMan on June 02, 2005 6:03 PM

how does one augment one's inadequacy? augment means "to enlarge or increase, especially in size". had i been trying to "augment", i would have cut your in half and done an actual side-by-side comparison. i mean, really. that cuke was three feet long. would any man with self esteem have held that cuke up like that if he was afraid of the comments? i think not. plus, the cuke is shaved, which adds an inch or two (so i hear) and has nothing underneath to drag it down.