First off, thanks to those of you who visited for my first HNT and posted comments. They were all very encouraging. Second, for some strange reason, two-thirds into the comments, folks began addressing me as "SIR"! I appreciate it, but that word frankly scares the snot out of me. Lecram will be fine, thank you. Third, some of my friends who saw the post accused me of playing the "pity the poor cripple" card... something I have not done in over 25 years. That just goes to show how little they really do know of me. Jimmy is as much a part of me as... my penis is... get over it!
Now for this week's HNT pic...
You met Jimmy last week... this week it's Audrey's (the bigger hand) turn. Yes, my parents named Audrey too. Not sure why, but it never was an issue with me.Audrey was always there for me. Thanks to Jimmy, Audrey's talents and abilities were exceptionally enhanced beyond the common. People have always been amazed at how Audrey tied shoe laces, or buttoned up a shirt, or lit a match without dropping the book or box. In younger days, Audrey would use Jimmy to perform a whip-like slap that could cause severe psychological and physical damage that sent many a bully scurrying away in fear. This maneuver has since been banned in civilized societies.
Audrey has very often been described as "the most talented hand ever."... especially from women for various and sundry reasons. But, ultimately Jimmy always received the cooing, fondling, attention... and when I was briefly married - the ring. Oh, Audrey did have her share of bling-bling but decided some years ago that it really bogged down her abilities to perform at optimum.
There was a time Audrey threatened to run away to join the circus... but she ultimately knew that she and Jimmy were an inseparable pair. She has often waved off suggestions of Jimmy being amputated, insisting that she could not... would not exist without Jimmy.
So, to Audry - a toast! To her talent, to her expertise ... to the best right hand Jimmy and I have ever known!
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- HNT # 1 JIMMY
- HNT # 2 AUDREY
- HNT # 3 STAN
- HNT # 4 LEFT EYE
- HNT # 5 SAM
- HNT # 6 TONY
- HNT # 7 SHADOW SHORTS
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- HNT # 9 FREAK n GEEK CIRCUS
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- HNT # 12 THE QUICK & CRAPPY
- HNT # 13 ANOTHER TRY
- HNT # 14 COAT FROM TIBET
- HNT # 15 ADVENTURES OF JIMMY
- HNT # 16 YEAR END FAVE
Great post again!
Kudos to Audry - the wonderhand!
--but you left out what a wonderful dancer Audrey is!
I'll drink to that! May you all be blessed with continued good health, happiness and all wonderful things! (clink-drink)
Nice to meet your other half! Happy HNT
This is a really funny post. I'm liking Audrey and Jimmy already.
that's a great post! and glad you're not worrying about what anyone has to say about the 'cripple card', that's your reality and you can't pretend it's not.
Audrey is a fantastic name. Great post!
Happy HNT!
"Jimmy is as much a part of me as... my penis is.."
Two questions:
1. Are Jimmy and your penis about the same size?
2. What's HIS name?
;)
One more question, is Audrey the jealous type?!
HAPPY HNT!!!!
Mistress Blaze - To answer your questions...
1. yes. no. maybe. we'll think about it.
2. that could be another HNT post.
3. in her younger days but not any more.
MightyLambchop. addict, hs, airplanejayne, The Funky Bee, cindy-lou,- thanks a bunch for visiting and your great comments.
Ago-go - yes, it's my reality and all our realities should be celebrated.
cheers!
lecram
KFarmer - cheers!
a toast to both Audrey & Jimmy!!
great post! I HAD to go back and meet Jimmy and it all came together, thanks for introducing us to Audrey too!
After meeting Jimmy, it's great to also meet Audrey. They are surely one of the great couples, like Romeo and Juliet, or Laurel and Hardy. Happy HNT!
s! - cheers to you too!
Lizabeth - glad you got the whole story!
kimananda - often like Oscar & Felix :)
Yeah...but will you toast Audrey with Jimmy...
Or...Jimmy with Audrey?
Very cool picture. I love your hands!
Happy HNT!
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nice picture, lecram. i wonder who took it for you??? happy HNT!
Cool! We name everything in my family too. ;)
chick - I've been known to use a straw.
sta-cie - Thanks a bunch!
SSM - a giant rodent took it.
cece - yeah, it's easier to tell a story when something has a name.
cheers!
I don't think squirrels are rodents, are they?
I hear Audrey is mighty handy when you need to run to the store. She's a shopping machine!
yes Captain - I heard the same thing: that Audrey has set records for going to the store!
APJ-squirrels are rats with bu8shy tails.
Whiff - she's trying to give up the habit!
APJ- get your mind out of the gutter.
Kalani - very sweet, thank you!
Evil Petting Zoo - glad you came by -cheers!
hands off! happy HNT
Great post! Cheers to Audrey and Jimmy, and I promise never to call ya sir.
With the difference in size between Audrey and Jimmy, and you're ability to swim like a fish...(My most vivid memory of you is you, me and and my brother diving off the roof of that fishing boat in...Pangkor? When we were about 9/10 years old?...I think your new blog monniker should be Nemo! :-)
I love it! Nemo!!!!!
AMS - Happy HNT to you too!
SHAY V. - You really know how to flatter a guy, don't you?
ANDI - Cheers back at ya!
LELLY - Nemo? Sounds fishy...
APJ - The fact that you agree sounds fishier.
cheers!
I'll tell you whats fishy...your clock! Its showing the same time as in the UK...that can't be right, can it?
And you're only 46?? I thought I was younger than you!
Yeah... got the clock at a different source place and it's just there to tell time where ever.
I'm only younger by a few months. Besides, that's a state of mind... something which I lost a long time ago.
Thx for commenting on my site, Hellofachick re: my virginal HNT entry!
Also, thanks for noticing my ink! I'm getting another, since it's my new addiction and if you scroll down on my blog, you will see the shamrock w/celtic knot I'm planning on getting on Monday! :)
Catch ya later and I'm looking forward to checking out your blog!
You are too much.......Great stuff though!!!